You Vs The Creepy Mutant Horse-Man She Tells You Not To Worry About

  Now, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, we men have a pretty damn bad reputation. We have no feelings, because we don’t cry at wanky-ass rom coms on Lifetime TV. We’re stubborn assholes who refuse to ask for directions. We sleep with women and never call them back. This isn’t all of us, natch, but it’s enough of us. Just ask any woman, they’ll tell you.  

Men are pigs. Apparently. In our defense, though, sometimes we aren’t. Sometimes we’re horses. Damn you, gender stereotyping. Don’t tell us which farmyard animals we can be.

This is a hell of a thing. Fresh from Japan, the country that brought us Hatoful Boyfriend (in which the lead girl has to choose from several charming pigeons to date), we have Uma no Purinsu-sama. As Destructoid reports, this roughly translates to The Horse Prince, and… well yeah.

The whole thing centers around the sweet, forbidden love between a player character and a terrifying freakish horse-man. We’re not talking centaurs, you understand (we all know what a sexy bunch of bastards those guys are), just a regular ol’ horse with what looks like a dude’s face poorly photoshopped onto the neck.

Other than that, I think the hilariously absurd screenshots tell you all you need to know about this one. Thanks for starting our Monday off the right way, Japan.