59th Annual Emmy Awards Mega Picture Post

Another year, another Emmy Awards ceremony, and another boring night spent in front of the TV. I really wish they'd outlaw award shows, instead of using the annual circle-jerk as a pathetic excuse to promote the new shows of the fall season.

At least there is the benefit of seeing all the most beautiful actresses getting dolled up for the night, even if they're mostly nipped, tucked, botoxed and fried to within an inch of actually being considered human.

Not too many standouts this year, aside from maybe the girls from Heroes. Ali Larter and Kristen Bell were stunning as always, but what the hell Hayden Panettiere thought she was doing in that taupe tent of a dress she was wearing is beyond me. On the flip side, Eva Longoria's ass was looking particularly booty-licious.

Anyways, you can check out all of the nearly 200 pictures after the jump.

Ali Larter

America Ferrara

Ana Ortiz and Becki Newton

Christina Aguilera

Debra Messing

Ellen Pompeo

Eva Longoria

Hayden Panettiere

Heidi Klum

Jaime-Lynn Sigler

Jaime Pressly

Jane Krakowski

Jenna Fischer

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Morrison

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Kate Walsh

Katherine Heigl

Kristen Bell

Lisa Edelstein

Lisa Rinna

Maria Menounos

Mary Louise Parker

Michelle Pfeiffer

Minnie Driver

Olivia Wilde

Patricia Arquette

Patricia Heaton

Portia DiRossi and Ellen Degeneres

Rebecca Romijn

Sarah Chalke

Teri Hatcher

Tina Fey

Vanessa Williams