Heidi Klum Topless Pictures are Very Alluring

12:38 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

Of all the Supermodels out there, I think Heidi Klum might still be m favourite. Not only is she still superhot, but she still loves to get naked (or close to it) in front of the camera. Take these Heidi Klum topless pictures from the April issue of Allure magazine, for instance. First of all, it's Heidi Klum topless. Second, they might be some of the sexiest pictures of her that I've ever seen. That one of Heidi's breasts covered in whipped cream? Come on! Are you trying to give me a heart attack? And in the last picture where she's lifting weights, well, that might be the hottest one of all. All I can say is I hope there's more where they came from.

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I've Always Wanted to Live in Lima

12:27 PM, Filed under: Links

Adriana Lima is frickin' hot. (CollegeHumor)

Mackenzie Phillips got a new face. It's not an improvement. (DListed)

Looks like Heidi Montag forgot to get the Liposuction. (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan's dad had a heart attack. So I guess that means he has a heart. (Pink is the New Blog)

Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are doing a movie together. It will be unstoppable. (PopSugar)

Miley Cyrus might want to lay off the steroids. (CityRag)

You could probably get a lot of money by kidnapping Suri Cruise. (Popbytes)

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures Are No Secret

12:11 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Marissa Miller

It's no secret that Marisa Miller is one of the hottest women on the entire planet, but every once in a while you might need a little reminder. Thankfully, we have Victoria's Secret around to point out this fact with some very sexy Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Yes, they're just catalogue pictures, not quite the magazine poses we'd like, but as far as reminders go, this one will do very, very nicely.

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Stephanie Seymour Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

11:32 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stephanie Seymour

As we always say, once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel, and since we love nothing more than seeing Supermodels in bikinis, these Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures are great, no matter how old she is. Of course, they're even better than that, since we actually have a Stephanie Seymour nipple slip, too! Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Photo credit: Fame

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Gets Topless to Sell Clothes Again

01:06 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rosie Huntington-Whitely

So, recently, we saw a Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless clothing commercial, and now here's Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless in another clothing campaign for a different designer, Thomas Wylde. Now, I'm not sure how being naked helps show what your clothes actually look like, since clothes are pretty much the opposite of naked, but whoever it is making these marketing decisions is a fucking genius.

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He Doesn't Deserve Her

12:30 PM, Filed under: Links

Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard go public. (PopSugar)

She may be a spinster, but Jennifer Aniston still has hot legs. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox + Lesbians + Zombies = !!!! (CollegeHumor)

Mischa Barton's credit card got declined. Twice. (DListed)

Paula Abdul is gonna be hosting Star Search, so that should be fun. (Pink is the New Blog)

What do Britney Spears and Presbyterians have in common? (CityRag)

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Heidi Montag is Annoying, Has Big Boobs

12:12 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heidi Montag

I hate Heidi Montag. I really do. And I was resolved never to speak of her again. But it's kind of a slow news day, and she seems really intent on showing off her ridiculous plastic breasts. So whatever. Oh, and if she wasn't annoying enough already, these pictures were actually taken on the set of a movie called Just Go With It. Thankfully it's just a cameo. And hopefully she dies in the movie (and real life).

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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Yes, Alessanda Ambrosio is Still Sexy

11:39 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

In case you were wondering, Alessandra Ambrosio is still sexy, and the proof is right here in the new issue of Elle France magazine. Of course, if you don't think that seeing Alessandra Ambrosio topless, or showing some nipple in a see-through top is sexy, well, you've got problems I can't really help you with. But if you do think Alessandra is one of God's great accomplishments in this world, then you're welcome.

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More Rosie Jones Topless Pictures from Nuts

01:36 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rosie Jones

Couple weeks back we did our first Rosie Jones topless post, and now we've got even more super sexy pictures from that amazing photoshoot. Some might be repeats, but if you have even the slightest problem with seeing Rosie Jones topless again, then you probably don't belong here.

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Work It

01:16 PM, Filed under: Links

Nicole Scherzinger leaves the gym looking hot. (Popoholic)

Remember when Lindsay Lohan in a bikini was a good thing? (CollegeHumor)

Being a whore just comes naturally to Aubrey O'Day. (DListed)

Beyonce and Jay-Z have a new nickname: B-Jay! (Pink is the New Blog)

OMG!!! Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are a couple! (PopSugar)

Jessica Simpson amd Zach Galifianakis: Separated at hangover. (CityRag)

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Adrianne Curry is Bare Assed in the Kitchen, and on Twitter

12:39 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Adrianne Curry

Eternal fame whore, Adrianne Curry, is single-handedly setting back the feminist movement by decades with a single picture on Twitter. And I love it! Okay, that's not true, she doesn't actually have any power to affect any change, in anything, so this picture of Adrianne Curry with her bare ass in the kitchen isn't really going to make a difference, except to maybe give a few 14-year-old boys something to masterbate over. And if that isn't the definition of feminism, I don't know what is.

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Amanda Seyfried is Sexy As Hell in Esquire

02:53 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Amanda Seyfried

Amanda Seyfried is quickly rocketting to the top of the list of Hollywood's sexiest ladies, and this new photoshoot from Esquire magazine just gave her a turbo boost. As if we weren't already waiting with baited breath for her upcoming nude scene on the big screen, these pictures are just so damn sexy, I don't even know what to say. And to top it off with the fact that she's talented, and doesn't seem to be a cracked out attention whore, she's really got the whole package.

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Alice Eve Nude Pictures are Out of Your League

12:18 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alice Eve

This week's big movie is She's Out of Your League, and everybody's talking about the film's star, Alice Eve. Okay, I don't know if that's actually true, but after seeing her in a bunch of interviews, I definitely want to talk about her. In particular, I want to talk about these Alice Eve nude pictures from the movie Crossing Over, with Ray Liotta. Not only is she ridiculously hot, but she's also good at doing accents. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but at the very least, you can bet she's most definitely out of your league. Thankfully, we still get to see Alice Eve naked, which would otherwise never be possible.

Watch the Video:

Alice Eve Nude Video from Crossing Over

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Weekend Links

11:38 AM, Filed under: Links

Yeah, Anna Kournikova is still a hottie. (Popoholic)

Megan Fox bikini pictures? Yes, please. (CollegeHumor)

This is the worst Lindsay Lohan has ever looked. Ever. (DListed)

Angelina Jolie takes the twins out for lunch. No, not those twins. (Pink is the New Blog)

Where's Britney Spears shopping? My bet is the Salvation Army. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton got a nose job thanks to Photoshop. (CityRag)

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Gemma Arterton is as Sexy as They Come

10:53 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Gemma Arterton

One-time Bond Girl, and soon-to-be breakout star, Gemma Arterton has one sexy layout in this month's GQ UK. It's basically Gemma Arterton in her underwear, laying about all sexy like, which she does very well. Also, it seems like nudity doesn't bother her at all, in fact, she took the roll in her upcoming film The Disappearance of Alice Creed mainly because of the nudity.

It was made in a shed on the Isle of Man. Film making at its purest: no money and no time. But really good actors and a really good script. There was a bit of resistance from some, wondering if it was a good idea for me to do this film. It's quite violent and there's nudity in it but that’s why I wanted to do it.

Awesome. We'll definitely be lining up downloading that one.

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