Today In Japanese Perversion: The Hizamakura Lap Pillow

The latest messed up sex object to come out of Japan is the Hizamakura Lap Pillow. What in the name of Toshiro Mifune is that, you might say? Imagine the torso of a woman from the bellybutton down with the legs in a kneeling position. The manufacturer claims that it is just a pillow for you to rest your weary pervy head. It simulates the comfort of resting your head on a woman's lap, except that it's made of foam and the top half of the woman is missing. It comes wearing a variety of skirts including a frilly maid outfit. The lap pillow is a popular seller in the duty free shops at the airport. You read that right. You can buy some cheap booze, a carton of cigarettes, and the the creepy severed lower half of a woman.

I mean...even for the Japanese this is pretty f'ed up. Like, straight up some serial killer level misogyny. Not only do they want the woman in an eternal subservient kneeling position, they want her sawed in half. I wouldn't be surprised if some sicko decides to make a lap pillow out of his girlfriend. And I don't care what the manufacturer says, people are cutting holes in these things and joining the pillow mile high club on their flights.