Taylor Swift Legs Literally Shining on Good Morning America

I get that the Taylor Swift shitck is aimed at teenaged girls and their parents' credit cards. Still, I always tune with the volume off to check out those long pop diva legs I lust so dearly. Standing about six inches taller than any of her well known peers, Taylor has the advantage of having long and lovelies to mold into even hotter gams with her daily workout sessions at the gym. She really does own my title in the stem department these days.

Taylor, if ever you feel the need to wrap those bad girls around some typically horrible ex-boyfriend type and attempt to squeeze the life out of him, I volunteer. I can go ninety seconds before I start making out with Farrah in the next world. That's just an approximation. Enjoy.