Miranda Kerr in Hooker Boots? Oh, Yes, Please, Punish Me

We don't go much for fashion in these parts. And while Paris Fashion Week rages on and all the critics and fashionistas and fancy ladies ooh and ahh over things I do not understand, well, along comes Miranda Kerr in thigh high boots to make a statement that even the most fashion ignorant male can understand -- hotness.

Now, I could spend the next five hours detailing the every move of Miranda Kerr and her power boots reminding me of what a bad boy I've been and laying out some punishment of a very brutally sweet kind on yours truly, but, I'd rather not have a paper record of certain thoughts I have that represent crimes currently in over 97 nations. Suffice it to say, I'd like to watch Miranda zipper her boots up, and down, and up, and down. Fashion week just got interesting again. Enjoy.