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Sylvie Meis must have a hell of a crink in her neck. She is always throwing her head back, or grabbing her neck with her hands. It must be hell. One could easily mistake that look on her face for a smile, but I know better. It is a grimace.

I have had neck problems myself, and I would not trade places with her for the world. I wouldn’t trade places with her boyfriend either if the position did not come with a pair of top of the line noise canceling headphones, because she must be squawking up a storm.

One unintended benefit to her discomfort is that it is causing her to jut her boobs out much more frequently than the average woman. If that was ensured to happen for every woman who had a crink in her neck I would use one of my genie wishes to cause just that. My next wish would be for those noise cancelling headphones, but then I would still have one more wish for something important like world peace, or self-lacing shoes. I think it is about time that our world had one of those things, I’m just not sure which one it needs more.

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