Tex Hollywood - July 6, 2020
This is the most viral of the celebrity bikini pics I've seen this weekend, featuring Kira Kosarin, who is a Nickelodeon starlet that you may or may not have heard of in her 8 year career, from shows like Shake It Up, The Thundermans and some other things you may be considered a creep for knowing!
Luckily, at 22, we don't really need to focus on WHY she exists or what she has accomplished because like all the other girls of the internet she's realized some VERY important marketing strategies, in the whole "Bikini content gets shared"...and is USING her body to get people to notice the other things she does:
Here's her caption:
now that I have your attention, click the link in my bio to presave Songbird 🕊 #BreakTheAlgorithm
(and check my last post for a sneak peek)
Basically using her body to get people to listen to her music. AMAZING! This is the best advancement in humanity EVER. We always knew it existed, but now the people who pretended it didn't exist, or that their "clickbait" or "Thot" shots were just because they were in the mood to be open and honest and not because they perform better for likes and follows are using it to get ahead and it is not even THIRSTY THURSDAY, which is the day of the week allocated to "I'll post a racy pic to get noticed". This is what she posted on a SUNDAY!
The world is wonderful, don't let the media tell you otherwise.
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