Kim Kardashian Plunging Preggo Cleavage At LAX

You know how moms-to-be are. So demure. It's nature's way really. I suppose there's an argument to be made that this boobtastic deep exhibitionism by Kim Kardashian strutting through LAX is demure, relative to her typical appearance. I mean, she's not completely without a top, just mostly. The shiny oiled down funbags perhaps a bit much for the PTA President, but for Mrs. West it seems somewhat right on the mark.

You will never catch me making judgements on the sextastic celebrities who bare their wares for us gentleman oglers in public. I might be thinking such thoughts, but I'm always cautious of voicing any negativity for fear that it will go away. All of it. Like Zeus will thunderbolt away al the glorious ta-ta's because of my hubris. Whatever that means. Kim, you keep on doing what you're doing. As far as I'm concerned, you're the best thing to happen to airports since they invited in the sports bars. Enjoy.

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Kim's chest has alway been the subject of TSA pat downs. C'mon, you know you would.