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I'd lie and say I don't like seeing this spawn of various Satans half naked, but I kind of do. Not in the same way I sort of like to see her midget porn older sister. That's purely physical, for a few minutes, before wrapping her in a blanket and driving her out into the Sonoran desert and reminding her that God has a plan for everyone. This one I'd treat well. I'd coddle and console and encourage her to learn how to read and write. Not enough so that motorists could understand the notes she slipped to them when I wasn't paying attention at the gas station, but just enough to check the channel guide from the basement and tell me when This Old House was airing.

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