Juvahn Victoria Incredible Faptastic Shoot

God bless the good folks over at 138 Water, not only for making water sexy again, but for introducing us to a never-ending lineup of hot women hocking their wet wares! The latest beauty to shill for the company is the drop dead gorgeous Juvahn Victoria, who shows via this sexy new photo shoot that she's more than adept at handling balls!

On first glance, I was taken in by Juvahn's arcing upper lip. It reminds me of the opening of Rocky Horror Picture Show when Patricia Quinn's lips filled the screen and sang the immortal classic "Science Fiction Double Feature." Seriously, Juvahn might have the most perfectly tent-like pair of lips I've seen on a woman since then.

I'm unsure of where to purchase 138 Water, which is a damn shame since I want to do my part to keep them afloat. They deserve every ounce of help they can get, so long as they continue taking that money and turning into the sexiest damn ad campaign in the history of water ad campaigns. I wouldn't mind playing a little one on one with Juvahn, though she can leave the basketball at home, if you catch my drift. And I think you do.

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