Jessica Alba Storms the Capitol With Preggo Hotness

Fear not, citizens, your nation is in good hands. Jessica Alba became undoubtedly the hottest thing to ever cross the Potomac as she made her way to Capitol Hill to lobby Congress on behalf of safer chemicals, or something like that. Personally, I've been turning to Jessica Alba for years now on matters of industrial safety, and, by industrial safety I mean remembering to lock the bathroom door when the latest Jessica Alba magazine pictorial hits my front doorstep the very same day my Aunt Miriam with the incontinence problem is visiting.

I have no idea what Jessica was doing lecturing Congress, but I know Congressmen were lining up to have her scold them in their private quarters. Oh, mama. Enjoy.