Emily Ratajkowski Officially Opens the Christmas Lingerie Season

Christmas Lingerie. Santa, you'll note that's the first 45 requests in my lengthy list of asks this Yuletide. Specifically, pay attention please to line item 1 where I ask that Emily Ratajkowski in that lingerie be part of a package request. You give me a lump of coal agains this year St. Nick and I will eat one of your reindeer. That's not a threat, that's a promise with a recipe for braised Donder attached.

Emily Ratajkowski working her fine self into little bits of lingerie, as she does for this Yamamay holiday sextastic shoot, well, it's just a thing of art. The star on the top of my rigid Norwegian spruce, if you speak bad arboreal puns and know what I'm saying. One year for Christmas, I literally got a kick in the ass from dad for the holiday. Santa, I'm not begging, but I am pleading, Emily in a babydoll beneath my lifelike Xmas tree in 2014. You have no idea how big a smile I will make. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Yamamay Lingerie