Daphne Joy Bikini Overfloweth

No mere mortal bikini could hope to contain the righteous curves of Daphne Joy, it's not even a fair fight really. The best you can hope for is a draw. For her that means not falling out of her swimsuit in the water in Miami. For us it means the exact opposite. Talk about your dueling purposes over funbags.

Daphne is hard to miss when she goes on bikini vacation, given that her ridiculously ogle worthy body is turning boys into men by her mere promenading by, let alone playing in the water. Whatever it is that women possess that drives a man crazy, Daphne has mastered and re-mastered and putting out there in the visual space like visible pheromones. It's hard not to feel like a honeybee around her blooming flower. That should sound naughty but it just sounds like bad nature TV. Daphne, you're driving me kind of crazy. I have trouble with spelling as is. Drop your top and make my day for the year. Please. Enjoy.

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