Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures Reveal the Killer Tush in Red, White, and Blue for the Holiday

Just when I thought I couldn't fall further head over heels for the rump side of Italian model hottie Claudia Romani, she goes and dolls up her perfect bottom in red, white, and blue, for the 4th of July holiday. An asstastic like that and a real patriot. Wow. Be still my traditional mom and apple pie barely beating heart.

Every time Claudia arrives on the beach in another one of her skimpy bikini to show off her wicked hot body, I just want to write a poem or give a flower to a small child or something. But usually I just fall back on the old habit of finding a dark, private place with a lock. We all respond to the beautiful in a different manner. Oh, Claudia, you are killing me! Enjoy.