Chantelle Connelly White Hot Lingerie Thong Booty Poolside In Spain

Let's dispense with the game of pretend. Chantelle Connelly of Geordie Shore growing fame didn't forget to wear her swimsuit to the pool in Spain and accidentally show up in her lingerie thong and a half tank top. This was planned and plotted out in what I can only imagine was an hour spent in front of the mirror of sheer udder goodness. A videotape I surely would watch on repeat. 

Chantelle made her way out to the pool in her thong underwear and her heaving melons of mammarial splendor to soak up the sun and obvious attention such a body and manner of dress obligates. This is not how I remember British women. Slightly less demure. And thankfully so. The blessings of enormously jugged brunettes is an English tradition unlike any other. Well, more important than tea and crumpets. Have you ever tried to motorboat a crumpet? Precisely. Chantelle, obvious or not, this show is becoming quite spectacular. Please, stay on vacation a little while longer. There's nude beaches to explore yet. Enjoy.

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