Chantel Jeffries White One Piece

Chantal Jeffries was bringing some class to the beach with her white onesie. Does it still count as a onesie if it is a swimsuit, or does it need to be called a one piece? It is because of issues like this that I need to keep a philosopher on retainer. There has to be an endless supply of out of work philosophy majors that are up to the task. I could probably just drive a truck up next to a café, say I need two existentialists, and then a couple of baristas would run out from behind the counter and jump in the back. I have never tried it, but I imagine it would work just like at a Home Depot.  

She does have me wondering about those pants, though. I am having flashbacks to my days of fantasizing about candy stripers. I do mean stripers and not strippers, but I am not opposed to the idea of her stripping. I would need to make a trip to the bank to get some singles first. I have heard they frown upon being tipped with coins and all I have is a roll of quarters. How sick would I need to be to get her talent drooping over my face as she fluffs my pillows?

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