Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Because Sextastic Summer Is Almost Here

I know it's still cold and snowing in certain parts of the Northern Hemisphere, but I mostly have to go on the weather I see around me as I tell the weather like my great-great-granddad did, by sticking my finger up in the air and looking at the sky and declaring something prophetic. And that method tells me summer is almost here. Which means, ladies, and certain crossdressing men, you're going to be needing a new bikini. Thankfully, Candice Swanepoel has a few simple suggestions.

Do be advised that you may not look precisely like the sextastic Candice Swanepoel merely by purchasing similar bikinis. But, it's a start. Enjoy.