Ariel Winter Puts On A Cheeky Display In Extra Short Dress

Should this be considered a crescent moon, or a waning moon? Regardless, I would give my left nut to be the asstronaut that gets to plant his flag on it. Even if it meant that decades later people would question the veracity of my claims, despite having photographs and video evidence.

Listen here, Ephraim. I am your father. I don’t have to prove myself to you. Both Ariel and myself know that it is true, and that is enough. Besides, this whole scenario is theoretical, so I don’t know why I am being hit with the third degree. Because of your theoretical lip, Ephraim, I am going to spill an extra load in the happy sock. Now you’ll never get to see the light of day, or the egg.

I envy the fact that women get to wear sun dresses in the summer. They have got to allow for the genitals to stay cool, especially considering how short hers is. In the summer I can’t walk more than a block without getting hit with swamp ass. If I could wear something as thin as a sundress then I would probably be able to make it two blocks.
 

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