Andrea Calle In A U.S. and Colombian Flag Bikini

Remember when we used to have a big drug war and we had commandos and pilots in Colombia and Bolivia strafing the farms with poison so they couldn't grow their coca leaves causing Paris Hilton to bicker fiercely with her drug connect about high prices. I'm glad we won that war and those days are behind us. Now Colombian models no longer have to swallow condoms to pay for their Miami condos, they can just suck on them like they used to. Winning makes everything better.

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