America’s Next Top Model Jeana Turner New Bikini Shots

First off, I would just like to say how happy I am that Jeana Turner is spreading the good word that ocean water is not acceptable to drink. Whenever you head to the beach you should not only bring a towel, but a water bottle as well.

The snake oil salesmen at the mall can say whatever they like about their special purifying pills and filters, but I don’t think they can get enough of this piss out of that water for me to feel comfortable drinking it. I assume there is a fair amount of piss in bottled water as well, but I at least have some plausible deniability with that stuff. And if there is enough piss in there maybe I can get myself one of those class action lawsuits in the near future.

Eventually all of those mesothelioma victims are going to die out, and that is going to leave a huge vacancy in the ad space of cable providers. They are going to have to fill it with something, and money lenders can only buy so much. If I can get a piece of the next big frivolous lawsuit, I would be happy for it to come from Big Bottled Water.

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