Alessandra Ambrosio Black and White Sextastic for Terry Richardson Photoshoot

Damn that Terry Richardson, holder of America's best job, photographing wicked hot celebrities in his studio in barely any clothing.

Latest up in his arsenal of things that make us extremely jealous, Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria's Secret angel, hot skinny mom, and all-around beach hottie, now in black and white and hotness all over, teasing for the camera, and showing why supermodels aren't just picked at random, they're born, reared, and perfected in some factory where I'd like to be the inspector.

Something about that water in Brazil making these girls grow up to be supremely hot. Enjoy.