CELEBRITIES

Zoe Kravitz Bold Colors And Rock Hard Pokies In NYC

Gallery Icon

aldo-vallon - August 4, 2018

If I didn’t know any better, and I have no reason to think I should, I would say Zoe is trying to seduce me. Now, I know she does not know who I am, but what other possible explanation could there be for her attire?

I mean, she just happens to be wearing my sixth favorite color scheme. She just happens to be wearing no bra, which is my third favorite condition for boobs to be in. And then these photos find their way to my eyes. I’m sorry, but that is one too many coincidences for me to ignore.

This gal needs to tone it down a bit, though, because I do not like my ladies to be too desperate. It makes me think I can do better, and if I start thinking that I can do better than Zoe Kravitz then my self-confidence would reach dangerously high levels. So high that I might start doubting any woman is good enough for me. I have heard that claim before, but it always came from my grandmother so I never believed her. But maybe she’s right. For a deaf, dumb, and blind gypsy she did have a certain level of wisdom.

 

Photo Credit: Backgrid USA

Loading...

Comments