Why You Shouldn’t Name Your Kid ‘Cherries Waffles Tennis’

Dudes with kids, listen up. If you gave your kid a sh'tty name because you wanted to amuse yourself, then here's something that'll make you think twice. This chick right here is named Cherries Waffles Tennis. We kid you not. Her name, as you can see, is made up of an assortment of random words (they couldn't even choose a food-themed family name to keep it consistent? Tsk!)

And look how she turned out: arrested for using a fraudulent credit card to buy stuff, one of which happened to be a $400 spear gun. A spear gun, for chrissake! So you've been warned: name your future offspring with care!