Who’s Hotter: Calabasas’ Biggest Beef With Kourtney Kardashian vs. Sofia Richie

Is it hot in here or is it just this smoking hot battle? Wait a second, it is pretty hot in here. Damn weather making it so that decent people can't go outside anymore without breaking into a sweat. Hell, when's the last time you walked up a flight of stairs without getting sweaty and winded? I rest my case.

Everything seems to pointless these days, which can be seen as a cry for help in certain circles, but I don't run in any of those exclusive circles where people care about your daily activities or water intake. That's reserved for people like Kourtney Kardashian, who I'm told is famous because all of the rest of her relatives are famous.

That's gotta be a good way to become famous, simply being related to other famous people. In fact, Sofia Richie is the same way. She's famous because her dad and sister were famous. Why couldn't I have been related to famous people? How come my uncle isn't former St. Louis Cardinals outfielder Willie McGee? The world just isn't fair, I tells ya. A guy could really lose hope out here.

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