aldo-vallon - July 23, 2018
Hair color is about the only thing that Olivia Munn and Dakota Johnson have in common. Complexion, cup size, eye size, height. It is all about as varied as a man could want, so it is hard to be objective on who is hotter.
I actually do not know how tall either of these women are, but I feel like Dakota is short while Olivia is tall. I don’t know why I think that, but it feels like it should be true. Dakota is definitely a short girls name. Her parents knew what to expect.
Based on those assumptions I am going to claim Olivia is hotter. I am going through a tall girl season right now, so she appeals to my current interests. I like the pocket sized ladies as much as the next guy, but there is a time and place for them and unfortunately for Dakota, this is not that time.
I hope she does not take the news too hard, it is nothing personal. Well, actually dismissing a person for their height is about as personal as it gets, so I guess it is personal. There just isn’t any animosity behind it.
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