Who’s Hotter: Bella Thorne’s Mom Tamara or Bella Hadid’s Mom Yolanda?

This is an easy one, right? Clearly the answer has to be Yolanda, right? I mean, she is the one that was a professional model. That has to count for something, right?

I was really hoping for more support here because I am already doubting my decision. I was hoping that the answer would be a little more cut and dried so that I would not be swayed by my affinity for red hair. But I do not even know if it is the red hair that is doing it for Tamara. Those eyes look like they could cause me to make some very bad decisions.

I am not accusing Tamara of doing this, but if she had the inclination to lure men into dark alleys to have them beaten and robbed, I think she would be very successful. I doubt many of them would even report it. I know I wouldn’t.

In my opinion that is just the cost of doing business. That is the same reason I swipe right on women that I know are clearly bots. It’s because I know eventually one of them is going to be real, and then I will be the only one to match with her. And it is for that reason that I am swiping right on Tamara over Yolanda. Old Yolly has enough going for her.

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