Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: Infant Circumcision Trainer

I'm no moyel or urologist but I imagine that circumcising a baby has got to be a pretty nerve wracking job. You literally hold the sexual and pee peeing future of a young man in your hands. One wrong slip and he is going to be very unpopular with future lovers. Luckily, the Nasco corporation has created the Infant Circumcision Trainer. Instead of practicing the removal of foreskin on, you know, living human tissue, the inexperienced baby wiener cutter can practice on this rubber dismembered baby crotch. It comes in "White"...and only "White". Whether it comes in any other race is unclear. Black, Asian, and general non-White are not sold on Amazon. The description says,

"This Infant Circumcision Replacement Glans/Foreskin (Package 10), White is an excellent addition to your set of teaching supplies"

Indeed. What frightens me about this product is the possibility that freelance circumcisers are buying these things to start a baby wiener cutting business. I imagine a guy in a van pulling up to a mom pushing a stroller and offering to give the baby's penis a trim at a discount price. "I'm really cheap. I only work for tips!" Maybe he could offer a discount for twins and multiples. Putting aside the argument over the virtues of circumcision, I'm sure we can all agree that it should be left to the pros.