Tori Spelling is Fat – I Mean Really Fat

Tori Spelling is huge! But who does she remind you of? (DListed)

Justin Timberlake has been linked to just about every girl in show business, including Alyssa Milano. (Hollywood Tuna)

What the hell was up with Prince and his giant, penis-shaped guitar? (Pink is the New Blog)

Britney Spears is looking as bad as ever. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton has her own special brand of rasicm. (IDLYITW)

If you didn't think Football was gay before, check out Peyton Manning doing the Tango. (CollegeHumor)

Kelly Clarkson really needs some makeup. (Just Jared)

Mandy Moore is always good for a quickie. (Popoholic)

What makes Eminem thinks third time's the charm. Third time marrying the same woman, that is. Fucking retard. (A Socialite's Life)

The Olsen Twins go Manga. (CityRag)

No freebies for Eva Longoria. (Hollywood Rag)

Fergie is itchy... Down there. (Yeeeah!)

Brenda Costa would be the best girlfriend. She's hot, and deaf. (Double Viking)

I think the troops will really like Leeann Tweeden. (FHM)

Here's a mental image I don't need: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes "'freaking' each other on the tables." (CelebNewsWire)

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