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Things You Don’t Want Showing Up on a Public Wishlist!
Echo Lawrence - June 3, 2022
Since we're likely all pretty much addicted to browsing and shopping on Amazon, even though it's run by the actual antichrist, it's safe to assume we all have a Wishlist started on the app, it's a place where you add things you want but don't actually need at the time. We've seen our share of Celebrity wish lists here but now we're bringing you items that you wouldn't want to show up on your public wishlist, unless your friends already know you're a freak!
The Love Hamma
Even laborers need love!
8.7 Inch Huge Realistic Tentacle
Based on the reviews of this thing, it can withstand temperatures of up to 392℉ which means you could technically bake a cake around it...
A Blow Job Bib
Not the most fashionable option, but it'll do!
Human Face Stress Balls
Bonus if one of these looks like your boss, but they all pretty much look like babies and that is what's so weird about these...
A set of Silicone Feet
I guess now when you're scrolling Wiki Feet for Ana de Armas foot pics, you can stroke these at the same time!
Banana Vibrator
RIP Harambe
Snail Mask
Snails are awesome, but you will never be a snail, even with this amazing mask.
Nuru Gel
Ok so let's say you actually want to try and be a snail....
The Buttress Pillow
It's not MyPillow.com, it's weirder!
This Anime Poster
Uncensored it becomes a little aggressive
Fake Vagina Silicone Underwear
A pair of boxers that come with a built in vagina.
The I Love Cock Hoodie
This hoodie recently went viral on Amazon after someone realized they were in kids sizing. Amazon has since pulled the listing but here is the adult version!
The Lego Friends Central Perk Set
As an adult, why are you building the Friend's set out of Lego?
This Butt Planter
Ok this isn't that embarrassing, depending on what you plan on filling it with..
The Full Torso
Not to kink shame, but this would be pretty shocking to see on a public wishlist..
Squirrel Finger Hand Puppet
Not gonna lie, I added this to my cart..
Chicken Harness
It's about time we normalize walking chickens around on leashes, until then, this is a weird buy.
A Penis Pump
Classic.
Another Classic
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