The U.S. To Perform First Dong Transplant

The doctors at Johns Hopkins are about to take on one of the greatest challenges yet. They will perform the first American penis transplant in the next few days. The surgery is for some poor soldier that lost most of his dangle in Afghanistan. They found a donor that matches his age and skin color, (pretty crucial part I think), and have it on ice waiting for the doctors to reconnect all the blood vessels and tissue to, hopefully, create a functioning organ that can pee, have sex, and the whole thing. Apparently, the surgery has been performed twice before and has been successful only once in South Africa. That means that the penis could quite literally reject him. What a bummer. 

I took an unscientific poll of a few ladies and they all agree that it would be weird when you think about the fact that you are being sexed up with a dead guy's wiener. Not that I'm saying that this dude doesn't deserve a shot at a new tallywhacker. I can't imagine what the involuntary loss of your penis would do to you psychologically. All I am saying is that some ladies might have a problem with it. So, maybe tell them after?