The Perfect Birthday Card For When You Have Nothing Else To Say

So you're sitting there with a blank card in front of you. Pen in one hand, booze on the other. The clock is ticking and you're going to be late to the party if you don't get this done quick.

I shouldn't have gotten a card, you think. I should just give him a six-pack of booze and be done with it.

Well, tough luck pal, you bought a card instead and you're going to look like a total ass if you don't fill up the blank space with at least a heartfelt or personal message. He is one of your best buds, after all.

But if words fail you and you really, really can't think of anything to say, get one of these cards instead.

The inside has no space because it's filled with random nonsense. It goes on to the back of the card, so you literally have no space left to write anything. Perfect, right? Just bundle it up with a present your bud will like and you're good to go.

Get It: $3.25