The Oscars Were Shit

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bill-swift - March 8, 2010

Fuck me, this year's Oscar show was beyond brutal. Besides a few funny jokes from Steve Martin, and Ben Stiller in Avatar makeup, it was a complete and utter waste of fucking time. There weren't even any sexy dresses on the red carpet, so what we have here is all the hot ladies I could find from all the various Oscar parties going on his weekend, arranged (mostly) in order of cleavage.

Christina Hendricks

Hilary Swank

Miley Cyrus

Anna Kendrick

Tatiana Ali

Diane Kruger

Carey Mulligan

Elizabeth Banks

Natalie Portman

Vanessa Hudgens

Maria Menounos

Kelly Brook

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