The Juggalos March On Washington Is Happening

Generally speaking we like to steer clear of politics here at Egotastic. That's not what our site is about. We are where you go when you are fed up with hearing about the election and Trump and Clinton, blah, blah, blah. But there is an issue that I think most reasonable people can agree on and that is that the Juggalos are ridiculous. The angry White suburbanites that make up the militant fans of The Insane Clown Posse are an odd bunch of weirdos that, for some reason, the FBI has taken seriously. Instead of seeing them as the bunch of high miscreants and chronic masturbators that they are, the FBI has listed them as a "loosely organized hybrid gang". ICP's Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J are organizing a march to FBI headquarters to protest this label. Violent J says,

"In 2017, the weekend of September 17th, we need you. We’re gonna do a f-ing march on Washington. They call the Juggalo World a movement, right? Well, let’s move!"

This is perhaps the most frightening thing to happen at a march on Washington since the Ku Klux Klan marched in 1922. Not because they are in any way to be taken seriously like the Klan, just that D.C. is going to run out of Slim Jims and Natural Light that week.