The Egotastic Sex Guide!

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Echo Lawrence - August 16, 2021

It’s no secret that the spice of life happens in the bedroom, or wherever you adventurous souls take it! Sex is the literal FOUNDATION of humanity.

We are wired or coded to want it basically all the time, I mean our species relies on that instinct. Since we obviously can’t just have sex 24/7, no matter how bad we want to, it runs in the background of our minds even while we are distracted by other things like work, school, family, social life, because there are other things to do in a day, just nothing quite as important as the only reason we exist.

So with sex being a fundamental NEED and WANT and URGE despite not being readily available at all times, we have to be as prepared as possible to have the BEST possible sex when we get the opportunity to have sex, you know to either impress our partner to want to have more sex with us more often, or to at least have the MOST ENJOYABLE possible sex in the limited opportunities we have to have sex.

This Egotastic Sex Guide can be used to have the best sex ever with your partner, or by yourself!

1 - Suctional Vibrator

The original Suctional Vibrator has a unique design that allows you to reach maximum pleasure regardless if you are all alone or loved up with your partner under the sheets. The Vibrator is 100% waterproof and charges using a USB, the thing is amazing. Dont take our word for it, the proof is in the reviews!

2 - Luxury Condoms

Safe sex is the best sex, and if you're hooking up with some rando you should always be prepared with a pack of condoms, carrying around just one lonely condom is so passé. Show up to date night with this sleek box of 36 condoms and see how many you can get through!

3- Rose Suctional Vibrator

The Rose Suctional vibrator is a game changer for the ladies, the discrete design is a feminine as it can be and the unit is 100% waterproof. Next time you're invited to a hot tub party, bring this little wonder along and you might just get lucky!

4- SLIQUID Organics Natural Gel

Sex is always better when it's wet. This organic non-toxic lube includes things like vitamin E, green tea extracts and sunflower seed oil so you know the ingredients aren't going to harm all your sensitive bits. Since it's water soluble it works well with the luxury condoms you're going to buy and will make that Suctional Vibrator working in tip top order!

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