editor - April 30, 2011
It's a good thing David and Victoria Beckham were at the royal wedding, because they were basically the most interesting thing there. At least until the reception, when Princess Kate began to have a few doubts. Word is she had a few drinks and grabbed the queens crown. "Loo at me every bdy, I'm kng o th fags! Hahahaha!" she yelled. "Wht? No! YUVE had to mch to drnk. I'm not embarasin, YU'RE embarisin. You and your lil wee pecker. HEY EVERYONE, WILLIAM HAS A LITTLE PECKER!"
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