That’s No Ugly Betty

Salma Hayek really knows how to get you to watch her TV show. (Popoholic)

The Marines don't like Jenna Jameson. (Hollywood Tuna)

Was Jessica Simpson topless in Employee of the Month? Google thinks so. (CollegeHumor)

Brad Pitt is going grey. Time for the Just For Men. (DListed)

Hilary Duff's stalker got arrested. That's what you get for stalking someone as boring, ugly, and annoying as Hilary Duff. (IDLYITW)

Jennifer Garner is a very un-celebrity mom. (Popsugar)

Victoria Beckham designs handbags. I wonder if she gets the leather from her face. (Just Jared)

Kirstie Alley may have lost 75 pounds, but none of it was from her thighs. (A Socialite's Life)

Kevin Federline really doesn't get it when people make fun of him. (CityRag)

Neil Patrick Harris may be gay, but he does a really good job of playing straight. (Hollywood Rag)

Courtney Love is single. Gross, but single. (Mollygood)

Remember Mahir? He was the original Borat. (Thighs Wide Shut)