bill-swift - December 3, 2015
Whether she goes by Taylor Hill or Taylor Marie Hill or just Hey, Buddy Why Don't You Take a Picture It'll Last Longer, I'm falling deeper and deeper into lust with this gloriously hot new Victoria's Secret model. I'd like to think she feels in some way the same way about me, but the way she keeps telling me she has a weight lifting boyfriend who is going to hurt me if I keep calling makes me wonder if that's just more a wish on my part than reality.
Taylor shows off her ridiculously hot boobtastic body in the new bikini lineup for Victoria's Secret. Though the weather outside is frightful, it turns out that Christmas time is one of the biggest bikini sales times of the year, what with everybody already planning their cold weather get-aways and their not so far off Spring Breaks. I myself this morning called my sales lady at V.S., Gladys Cakemaker, and requested every single bikini worn by Taylor in this photoshoot. Not replicas, the actual swimsuit tops and bottoms. There's a premium to be paid here, but where else would I want to spend my barely living wage than on this. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret