There’s something truly magical about these production shots of Jessica Alba
crawling along the fake stripper catwalk set agains the green screen for Sin City 2. Obviously, the film itself represent a hyper-stylized animated graphics hybrid peek on Jessica and other lovely ladies in the movie, but this behind the scenes look at Jessica with her butt in the air in garters and stockings. Um, I think I just erected my own sin city if you know what I’m saying.
Jessica Alba is definitely firmly ensconced in good girl Brentwood mommy camp at this point. Her risque visual days are for the most part behind her most unfortunately. But this single moment in time, this memorable bit of skinematics, well, the ladies might try to bury the sextastic for the sanctity of MILFhood, but I can tell you from experience, it’s like trying to hide the One Ring from Sauron. Good luck. The Egotastic eye sees all. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Sin City 2
Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn’t hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.
This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That’s a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.
Back in May, a poster for Sin City:A Dame to Kill For was banned by the MPAA. The problem was not the fact that the star of the film, Eva Green, was holding a gun. Everybody knows guns are harmless. The problem was her boobs, and the fact that they were just way too visible for the average wholesome American moviegoer.
At the time, I was very grateful for the MPAA’s intervention in this matter, because I know first hand how shapely bosoms can warp young minds. However, on Tuesday night Eva Green had a chat with Jimmy Kimmel on his little talk show, and in the course of that chat she made a pretty compelling case for the original, boobier version of the poster.
Now I must admit, I think I prefer the original version to the edited version.
But don’t take my word for it. Watch the clip above, then judge the two for yourself.
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, a.k.a. Sin City 2, hits theaters August 22.
It struck me this weekend that we live in such wonderful times. Not only do we have a tremendous crop of new and up and coming hotties, but just when you think you’ve perhaps lost one of the big names in sextastic, blammo, here comes Jessica Alba again with two fists full of MILFtastic to destroy any hope you had of winning ‘the contest’ this month.
Above you can see Jessica behind the scenes of her new Maxim photoshoot. So very hot. Okay, it is E! Channel, and they are now officially stealing my lingo, I think that speaks poorly of all of us, but there is Jessica Alba all sultry on the beach, you really must see.
And, of course, the very long awaited Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, is almost done awaiting for. In the very least, peak your interest with a peek at Jessica Alba chock full of showing off graphic novel style in the extended grown up person trailer. It really looks ever so good. And Jessica, well, she needs no introduction. Enjoy.
Officially, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. For the younger generation, the word ‘dame’ is what you used to call a girl when you had to take off five layers of her clothes just to get to her bush. Yes, I know, they had those too back then. Either way, Sin City 2 has Jessica Alba in not many clothes, which makes it an instant must-see flick this summer.
You can check out snapshots of Jessica Alba showing off in her bra in Sin City 2 on WWTDD.
Back in 2005, Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez blew people away with Sin City, which was basically the world’s first feature-length live action graphic novel. The flick was beautiful, violent, and—because it starred Jessica Alba as a stripper and Rosario Dawson as a prostitute—damn sexy.
So why in the hell did it take them nearly 10 years to make a sequel? Just your typical Hollywood stuff, really. For a while Rodriguez blamed it on the Weinsteins, whose Dimension Films is distributing, but apparently it took a long time for them them to finalize the script, too. Plus there’s the fact that the thing stars about about forty big-name stars who all have busy schedules that had to be worked around.
Of course, none of that matters now. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For is in the can and coming to a theater near you on August 22, 2014. Is it going to be as good as the original? I don’t know. But Jessica Alba is still a stripper, so that’s a good start.
Kick-Ass is one heck of a comic book series, and it turned out be an unexpectedly bad-ass movie when it was adapted to the big screen last 2010. As you might have heard by now, a sequel called Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall is in the works, and it just added Scrubs’ star Donald Faison to its cast.
With the twenty-third movie in the James Bond franchise hitting theaters this November, it’s only fitting that Austin Powers gets some action as well. Powers made his last appearance in 2002′s Goldmember (wow, has it really been ten years already?), so maybe it’s time Mike Myers came back and did another one. Just for old times’ sake. Jay Roach, who directed the Austin Powers trilogy, speaks up on the possibility of the fourth movie.
Next up, we’ve got the sequel to another bad-ass comic book adaptation, Sin City. The sequel has been in development for years, so it’s good to see that it’s finally taking shape. Negotiations for Mickey Rourke’s return as Marv are currently going on. Now you might wonder, how would he be back if he was already executed at the end of the first movie? The answer’s pretty simple: that’s because Sin City: A Dame To Kill For is going to be a prequel of sorts.
Check out the gallery to get the full scoop on each of these sequels!