I’m not exactly sure how many of these Thorne sisters there are descended upon Hollywood, but this Sherri Hill label photoshoot involved Bella Thorne, and her sister, Dani Thorne, not to be confused with Kaili Thorne who we saw nekkid last week. No, this is a bit less risque as the Thorne sisters go. But, keep in mind, Sherri Hill was the stepping stone the Jenner sisters used to progress into far more grown up bikini and revealing clothing line shoots. So, if you’re a prognosticator, keep that in the back of your mind.
Bella Thorne is the go-to Disney starlet of the moment. Her other sisters can certainly grab a coattail and make a little coin as well. All is well in the land of teen modeling. Fear not, I stand guard, 24×7 like the Night’s Watch.
We brought you some of these previously, but, now, a fuller set of the future of the Kardshian Mafia empire, Kendall Jenner in one of her new, more grown up modeling sessions for Sherri Hill Spring 2013. Now, you know what we know about women’s fashion can be summed up in five words (‘you’d look even hotter nekkid’), but we do know talent, and at just seventeen, this Jenner offspring who we tried to rescue from her Fagin like momager, well, we failed in the salvation, So, now, onto the evaluation, and Kendall Jenner is going places.
Does this mean we suggest all parents pull their daughters out of school in their early teen years to focus on making bank by smiling blankly for the cameras? Well, if your kid looks like Kendall and ain’t so good with the reading and numbers. Yes, yes we do. Enjoy.
The Quickening has begun.
While Kim Kardashian attempts to upchuck her way out of her genetic destiny, the streamlined younger thinner taller competition of her half-sister Kendall Jenner continues to rake in the cash assignments, full on pimping like a real model, and putting Kim’s position as top earner in the Kardashian Merchandising Mafia in real jeopardy. At some point, there will be blood, which at times is good news around the Kardashian home because it means another illegitimate child is not yet on the way, but in the case of Kendall and Kim, it’s going to mean a serious sorority catfight.
Featured in the new Sherri Hill fashion line for 2013, Kendall Jenner shows that she’s much more than just an undereducated airheaded teen model, she’s an undereducated airheaded teen model with a very bright financial future. Enjoy.