Seriously, some of you will be dragged by your ladies to go see Les Miserables this holiday season (and some of you will be dragging your ladies to go, but, that’s another shameful matter), but most of you with something Kesha likes to bite dangling betwixt your legs will be staying away from this French musical, because you’ve got better things to do like fixing shit, or building shit, or watching sports.
But that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to see the best parts of the new Les Miserables flick, sextastic thespianics Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Samantha Barks. Check them out in our gallery of some of our more favorite pics and feel the pleasure, without the miserable. Enjoy.
While Anne Hathaway stole our hearts at the Les Miserables premiere in London, we’d be remiss if we missed out on mentioning a couple sextastic celebrities who stole our loins.
Britty crooner Ellie Goulding wore a dress of spectacularly see-through proportions, revealing a thinly-veiled display of her English headlights beneath. Apparently, Ellie was rather excited to be seeing Les Mis.
And, our belusted Nordic ice princess Amanda Seyfried did a cleavetastic turn of her own on the red carpet, providing a glimpse of those spectacular funbags she keeps far too secluded beneath her typically well-covering tops. We felt anything but miserable peeking betwixt Amanda’s dress. Enjoy.
While I often get labeled with the ‘unsophisticated’ ‘sophomoric’ and ‘juvenile’ labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let’s face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you’re a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.
Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can’t hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5×5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we’re going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.