Yeah, I got my act together this week and actually got this out on Sunday night. I do spend much of my weekends volunteering at the Home for Wayward Teen Girls, so it’s not as if I’m just twiddling my thumbs, though that is what you should say you’re doing on the off chance you get caught leering. The point is, I’ve been watching videos again online and wanted to share a few of my favorites this weekend with you. No foxes nursing cats or skateboard nut punches here. Though I do love both of those. Just a few of the sextastic celebrities we love to see in motion showing off in front of the cameras.
How about an even more intimate look at Kendall Jenner uncut extras from behind the scenes of her epic GQ shoot, a couple hotties in concert baring skin, Victoria Justice and Charli XCX (okay, so not my music, but those girls in concert, wow), and a look at the slinky loveliness that is Amber Seyer, Miss Missouri and the current Mrs. Barry Zito, in little bits of lingerie and one lucky teddy bear. Oh, sure, occasionally I’ll tune in to PBS, but these crazy sextastic lovelies are more akin to my own personal masterpiece theater. Enjoy.
Like it or not, Kendall Jenner, you are now a celebrity model. Who are we kidding? She loves it. This does mean cameras and critical reviews will follow you around everywhere, even when you’re not on the company clock. Though I suppose a Kardashian is always on the company clock. Even on dress down days it’s best to secure your booty in a tight pair of jeans to reveal your feminine lean shape beneath.
Kendall Jenner is normally dressed in designer gowns costing my spring and summer months rent money when she’s working, but on her down time she does tend to dress down, thankfully for her looking plenty hot in a tee and jeans, especially when those jeans are snug to her fine keester. We’ve known Kendall was the taller, fitter, hotter Kardashian sister for some time now, well before decorum allowed us to say it publicly even. But it’s pretty clear. This is the one true model the family has produced. She’s going to be even huger, if that’s a word. So hot in jeans. Enjoy.
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Those photos of the delightfully tall and lean and alluring Kendall Jenner published in GQ may have been just a tad bit touched up for many of our tastes. I suppose that’s the pro forma version. Which is why I undoubtedly wait for the behind the scenes video shoots where you can’t quite airbrush a girl in real time while videotaping. Just makeup and favorable lights.
Kendall Jenner really is a fine bit of getting all grow’d up model goodness. She’s gotten right into the game and made herself very comfortable with all the trappings, including squeezing her own funbags for the modesty of semi-demure American media tastes. Not an ounce of nerves at all. Kendall is a complete natural at this craft, almost like she was born and raised for this precise purpose. And, oh, what a purpose. I’m lovestruck. That’s my new polite word for boner. Enjoy.
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I think ‘barely covered’ is probably going to be pro forma descriptions for pretty much every Kendall Jenner photoshoot going forward. Well, perhaps the sprinkling of ‘uncovered’ will also be in the mix. You don’t have a body like Kendall’s and a Kardashian family mindset and not show off your wares. It’s simply not one of the options. Blessedly so.
Kendall’s latest and greatest long lean natural body exhibition appears in GQ magazine. The taller, slender Kardashian daughter exposes the full length of her sleek allure in some various tiny bits of clothing. I’m not sure what a Gentleman who reads this magazine is supposed to take away from these photos in terms of what watch to wear to power lunches, but I can tell you what the Gentleman Ogler takes away from it. Memories. Wonderful wonderful memories. Enjoy.
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Things got a little celebrity hotter at Coachella when the sun went down and the private fancy parties started. Well, hotter and far more wasted. I excluded the photo of Joe Jonas looking like a space cadet because he’s a dude and we don’t like dudes, but suffice it to say, he was tripping. Along with Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin her life party partner, Fergie, Tara Reid, Bella Thorne, Paris Hilton, and Gigi Hadid made the party scene. I’m guessing the music was horrible, but the sextastic celebrities were pretty much in the mood for love, not to mention the mood for getting in touch with their experimental side.
Next year, I’m helicoptering in for this big evening shin dig. I could probably pass as a DJ given I have two hands and look unkempt. DJ B Ego, let me in to spin my iTunes pre-recorded tracks. I’ve just got to party with these girls. They may never be so wasted again. That sounds horrible. I should’ve used my inner voice. Enjoy.
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The first rule of sextastic celebrity attendance at Coachella, dress like you once saw your parents in a hippy picture. Only do so from designer stores. Second rule, show lots of skin, because it’s the desert and it’s a concert and there are cameras everywhere. The third rule has to do with making out with your boyfriend ever hour but that rule we ignore here on Egotastic because it pains me to see this bevy of beauties being ravished by anyone other than me.
Say what you will about the music lineup and the sweaty packed masses in the general admissions area, the VIP swank brings out the Tinsel Town hotties everywhere, this year including Kendall Jenner, Bella Thorne, Alessandra Ambrosio, Fergie, Sarah Hyland, Paris Hilton, and many more. I’m not physically able to endure ten dollar bottled waters and the sight of ten thousand men in bandanas so I have had to put Coachella on hold, but if I ever score myself a pass to that important hotties persons only section, I’m igniting the Egotastic! blimp and heading for Indio. The sights, oh, the sights. Enjoy.
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It remains unclear if this is precisely Kendall Jenner or Kendall as she goes by in the six-figure job modeling world these days. The professional nineteen year old Kardashian offspring posted one or more of these photos around Easter insinuating mildly that she herself lay naked beneath the bunny disguised sweater thing. I can’t say for sure. I can say this girl is tall and seemingly without a hair on her body. I’ve checked. Could it be Kendall Jenner? Certainly so, but as always I’ll leave it to our crack volunteer CSI squad to break the case wide open. Or get that silly sweater off her face and yams. I feel tingly, yet confused. That’s just the way I like it. Enjoy.
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