Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Topless and Kim Kardashian Bottomless But Morphed Patched Up Oddities in Love Magazine

I must admit. This one is beyond me, but I just had to share.

Love Magazine is releasing a rather elaborate photo spread of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, and Kim Kardashian where they are shot to look like something out of strange pulp sci-fi noir novels or something along those lines. Included are Kendall Jenner with digitally smooshed ta-ta’s blown up and covered in digital pasties along with Kim Kardashian nekkid save for some post-production marks and Kylie Jenner blonde anime looking. The three of them for some reason hyper-stylized into something rather less than normal appeal. Why? I do not know. Art, I guess. Hence, my disagreement with art as a legit subject matter. I’m all for the experimentation of the creative mind in visual form, but if you’ve got Kendall Jenner willing to flash her boobtastic and Kim exposing her bare behind, isn’t that the time for some photo realism? I’m a simple cad, I know. But I’m also right, am I not? Enjoy.

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I Can See Kendall Jenner Boobs, Bless You Haute Couture

I believe it’s called high fashion because of that feeling you get when you young models like Kendall Jenner almost essentially topless, minus the five-hundred clams perhaps you’re out for the see-through top. I know Kendall takes her fashion work very serious. She looks very serious in that get up I expect I’ll never see anyone wearing at Denny’s. But mostly I just see one hot finally almost grown up brunette slender vixen showing off her ta-ta’s at Paris Fashion Week. This is a good thing.

Versace is a big pull for Kendall Jenner and in turn she’s providing the fodder for your own big pull. That’s called synergy. Two hears beat as one. Almost literally. Oh, wow, it’s almost surreal how long we waited for Kendall to come of age. She’s not disappointing, just very very expensive. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Braless Nipple Pokes The Best Part of Paris Fashion Week to Date

Who said fashion week was good for nothing? Okay, I am the one who usually says that, but inevitably something pops up that changes my mind. Or pops out. Like Kendall Jenner nipples poking commando through her gray top which I’m sure costs a fortune but we’ll never know why. That’s called fashion.

Kendall was running to and fro through the streets of Paris over the weekend shopping and sightseeing and being seen and naturally preparing herself for whatever difficult role awaits her on the catwalk. Distant gazing and all. But she seems pretty excited by the entire milieu of the City of Light, her headlights bursting through like a seasoned ambitious model. Did you really think I’d let me distaste of haute couture cause me to miss Kendall Jenner nipples? Nay, monsieur. Nay. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Sports Some Tights And Bares Midriff In Beverly Hills

Ah, Kendall Jenner. You who are my favorite scion of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, you never cease to amaze. The lovely Kendall was looking particularly sexy in a crop top shirt and tights while on her way to a lunch date in Beverly Hills. Sure, Kendall’s booty is not of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe’s but I think it’s perfection. It’s like the booty that Goldilocks would have chosen, not too big and not too small. But there is no question that she beats all of her sisters hands down when it comes to who has the best belly. Kendall’s bare mid-riff is a thing of beauty. It’s flat and tight and only accentuates her fine curves. That’s what I like about Kendall. She’s thin but still has curves in the right places.

I had a rather graphic dream about Kendall the other night. It’s one of the hazards of this job that all of these fine women start to live in your subconsciousness. That’s why I’m the luckiest boy in the world.

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Love Magazine Advent Hotties Compilation, 30 Days of Sextastic in One Minute (VIDEO)

Were there actually thirty days of the Love magazine Advent video project? I can’t even recall. I had to stop counting. There were many. Too many to view really. Thus, did I enslave my lovely new video magician Whitney to create this stellar compilation of the best of the Love magazine Advent models and actresses dancing about this past Yuletide into one cool sixty-second cut.

I can’t guarantee you happiness. But I can guarantee you that you have no better use of your next sixty seconds then checking out this little hot ditty. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner’s New Year Bikini Pic And Other Fine Things To Ogle


Kendall Jenner shows off her bikini bod in Dubai. (Drunken Stepfather)

Classic hotties Christie Brinkley and Alexa Ray show they’ve still got the goods. (Huffington Post)

This is sexy Marina Nery and this is her in see-through lingerie. (Hollywood Tuna)

Josephine Skriver makes me feel happy in my pants in these bikini pics. (Popoholic)

Kristina Sofia in a teeny tiny bikini? Don’t mind if I do. (The Superficial)

Cintia Dicker sizzles in the pages of GQ Brazil. (COED)

Newcomer Lily Aldridge is sexier than your girlfriend. (Celebslam)

Kendall Jenner’s Bare Midriff Goes Shopping At Barneys In Beverly Hills

Kendall Jenner is my favorite member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. I know this is a controversial statement, but I stick by it. I think she is by far the hottest one and has the best body. Case in point, this crop top outfit that exposes her bare midriff. It’s simply perfection. Her tummy is nice and toned and she can really pull it off. She’s got a small little waist and nice round hips, a true hourglass shape. Sure, she doesn’t have a thumper of the magnitude of Kim or Khloe but I like her booty. It’s like the butt the Goldilocks picked, not too big or small but just right. She’s also got a charming pair of ta-tas that also look great in this tight shirt.

I also love Kendall because she shows off skin in a tasteful way. Sometimes less is more. Sometimes, not all the time. I like a see-through shirt and no bra as much as the next guy.

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