This fearsome fivesome of faptastic young ladies are having themselves quite the time in Cannes and all the related activities of the locale and the season, including the nearby Monaco Grand Prix where the scent of money and burning fuel go hand in hand. Kendall Jenner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid and her barely legal sisterly cohort Bella Hadid, and Hailey Baldwin are bound to attract attention anywhere they travel, even straight into the heart of the principate of Monaco.
The five lovely sought after celebrity models poses and preened for the cameras whilst maintaining the pretend game of being all grow’d up at an adult function. The result was all eyes and camera lenses upon the famous quartet. You could do worse with the girls guests at your summer shindig. I should know, I routinely do worse. Though I’m still hoping these girls show up to my Memorial Day above ground pool party, there are like twenty guys counting on it. Simply sextastic. Enjoy.
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For those of you who write me asking about my progress toward securing my own yacht, thank you for asking. The number of years remaining until my downpayment is assembled remains high, though when measured in centuries it seems much more doable. Once I’ve obtained my water craft, you can bet I’m going to be hosting parties onboard the likes that attract Cara Delevingne, Kendall Jenner, and Adriana Lima to party like it’s 1999, though I’m not sure these girls were even born then.
Yacht parties are all the rage in the South of France during May when models and celebrities and thespianics all gather to check each other out and compete in perhaps the world’s most cloying of cat fights. And much of it takes place at sea. Who will score the top girls for their forecastle? What hottie will get wasted enough to fall into the water requiring assistance? Who will be found in the morning in the lower bunks with some guy not me? These are the questions being asked. I really don’t want to answer until I have a boat of my own and can yell out things like, ‘Herbert, bring some champagne to Ms. Lima, she’s empty.’ Enjoy.
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It’s summer merch pimping time courtesy of the Jenner girls, perhaps America’s top two most sought after modeling sisters given their looks, their notoriety, and their ability to move merchandise to the teen girl crowd. Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner just launched the PacSun Summer season showing off some relatively tame outfits, at least for these two show makers, though probably just about right for your daughter who you aren’t necessarily wanting decked out like she just hit the clubs with her rapper boyfriend until 5am. There’s time for that after high school.
Say what you will about Kendall and Kylie, they do their jobs. The celebrity might get them in the door, but nobody’s paying them top dollar to flash their bodies in their wares unless sales are cha-chinging at the register. These girls move merch like LeBron moves jerseys. It’s just that simple. Nobody in this business works on charity. These girls are effective. And rather alluring in their long gone wasted youth. You got something to sell? You could do worse. Enjoy.
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Your mission today, Kendall Jenner, pimp some jeans and denim. I’m guessing these stylish pants cost more than my rent, if Kendall Jenner comes with, they cost more than my rent for the next 82,045 months. Fair enough. I’ll start combing through the couch for change.
Featured in this Penshoppe pimping spread, the taller, slender, hotter Kardashian sister shows precisely why every magazine and merchandising outlet wants to get Kendall promoting their goods and services. She was born to model. You throw in her extreme level of fame and influence among the young and not so much thinking deeply set and you have a young woman who is going to move some product. Jeans, bikinis, cosmetics, new condo developments. It really doesn’t matter. Maybe one day she’ll use her powers for good, for now, just for rank commercialism and a paycheck. I can hardly blame her. I have an idea on the amounts of those paychecks. I’d take it too. Enjoy.
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The young model and reality star girls got frisky at the Met Gala after-party where they showed off tons of skin and got downright catty because it was late and they were being silly and have a passion for having their photos taken, or taking them their own damn self if nobody is around to do so. The mix is quite stirring in terms of result. It makes me wonder if maybe I shouldn’t have a half dozen late teen models living with me at my place. Obviously, I couldn’t have any booze around the house to taint their innocence, but we’d find other legal means of doing so.
As anybody who’s ever been to a boring formal dress up occasion knows, it’s the young party girls in skin revealing outfits you want to hang with throughout the later part of the evening. I could explain to you why, but then you’d just feel sad about not knowing why in the first place. I’ll say this for the likes of Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Hailey Baldwin, they do like to party. I suppose that’s not saying so much, so just revel in the visuals. Enjoy.
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The Met Gala is quickly approaching the Oscars in terms of the A-list celebrity hotties decked out in $20,000 dresses and even more so in terms of daring to bare some serious skin. In fact, I’m close to saying it’s better. New York high fashion does demand some very revealing gowns, starting with Kendall Jenner baring some serious side boob, Jennifer Lopez looking almost quite nekkid, Kim Kardashian and Beyonce battling in see-through booty dresses, and dozens of other smoking hot sextastics in plunging cleavage and hot skin reveals.
Now, the Met Gala may be just another fancy event whose invitation obviously got stolen from my mailbox, but it’s perhaps the finest. Next year, I’m renting a tux from the Men’s Wearhouse and making my way onto the red carpet. I promise to take good pictures. This lineup of crazy hot women in these showy gowns deserve some cellphone camera work. I’ll do my best. Enjoy.
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Kendall Jenner and I definitely get invited to different pool parties I note sadly. Hers, celebrity filled palatial gatherings with tons of skin showing. Mine, mostly elderly Mr. Frankel soaking his toes in an elevated tub that looks like something out of black plague era London. I wish mine were more like Kendall’s. Or at least Kendall would show up baring some skin in some get up that reminds me why men like looking at model girls.
It’s nice to see the young model in so much professional demand taking time out for a little personal R&R on the weekend. Your muscles get sore from all that posing during the week. You need some show off that skin fun time with the gal pals around the pool. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but I am delighting in the visuals. Kendall, ditch the bikini and head over to my place. If Mr. Frankel doesn’t pee in the tub, we can take a dip. Enjoy.
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