Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner Covered Topless in Love Magazine, The Full Hot Spread, As It Were

There’s simply no denying that Kendall Jenner has made the modeling industry her bitch. Silver spoon and family connections and not deserving her spot and all other criticisms that don’t really matter aside, Kendall is now one of the biggest gets in the fashion and photography business. I’m not sure she’s done anything particularly herself to cause this beneficial outcome, but she does look mighty tall and lean and hot, so that’s a big something.

Kendall’s Love magazine photos in black and white and hot all over have kind of trickled out in past weeks, but viewing the entire set is something of a spiritual experience. Love or hate the Kardashians, or even Kendall herself for whatever reason, I think you’d have to admit you see her underlying talent for this walking and posing sextastic mannequin line of work. She’s going to be huge. Good for you, Kendall. This is what you wanted and none of us oglers can hardly complain. You look good. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner Naughty Spanking from Santa (Um, Yes, This Is Heaven)

Holy Yuletide Erections, Batman!

When Kendall Jenner announced she wanted to be a real model, we all kind of took it not so seriously. But, one year later, here she is in stockings and garters over Santa’s knee being spanked for all kinds of naughty activities we can only imagine in the funnest part of our brains. I can’t think of anything more real modeling than these alluring Yuletide poses in a Love Magazine seasonal video sensation.

Kendall Jenner has always been the taller, leaner, better looking Kardashian. I really honestly thought her older sisters were going to off her at some point during her maturation process. But here she is, matured to the point of near perfection. If you don’t believe me, just ask the guy who got to play Santa in this revealing photoshoot and see what he thinks. Lucky bastard with the modeling job of the century. Oh, baby, if this is the tip of the Kendall Jenner iceberg, I’m ready plow my Titanic dead ahead. That might actually be my third back dick joke this paragraph, I’m too embarrassed to re-read. Go Kendall! Enjoy.

Photo credit: Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Suki Waterhouse Nips and More Hotties at the British Fashion Awards 2014

I know, it’s hard to imagine anyone hold an important fashion event without me being in attendance to comment on the haute couture. I am after all ranked number 17 in the world by Uppity Fashion Critics magazine’s Top 100 Snooty Fashionistas. Something I’m both proud of and tremendously ashamed at the very same time. But the British Fashion Awards took place without me, but by way of far greater gets, they did have a gaggle of sextastic celebrities decked out in their finest in my stead.

Kendall Jenner looked quite desirable, as did young model Suki Waterhouse in a see-through top, Rihanna braless, and Rita Ora looking cleavetastic as usual, but never taken for granted. That right there was several eyefuls of hot lady boobtastic strutting the red carpet and making clothes be somewhat relevant on a woman for at least one London evening. Next year, I’ll expect a front row invitation, BFA’s. And, please, don’t hector me if you happen to notice I’m on my back on the runway with my camera facing up. It’s how I relax my tense back. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Splash News / INFphoto.com

Kendall Jenner Lingerie and Garters Sneak Peek at Love for the Holidays

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A little welcome to December, post holiday gift from me to you. Well, from Kendall Jenner in lingerie to Love Magazine, a sneaky look her this morning at the delightful 19-year old model in black lingerie and stockings and sporting a Santa’s helper’s hat. My name isn’t Santa, but I must admit, I’m feeling rather helped at the moment.

I’m not big into omens, but I’m reasonably dumb enough to read the tea leaves and believe them. If Kendall Jenner in hose and heels bent over posing is how this week is going to kick off, it’s going to be one mighty fine week. Bless you, Kendall. And the makers of black lace hosiery everywhere. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Love Magazine

Kendall Jenner Lady Girl in Red Photoshoot on the Streets of Manhattan

Lady in Red. Sort of grown up and professional model Kendall Jenner, err, Kendall, is now spotted on the streets of New York in the pro forma pant suit for the professional lady modeling shoots. All of just turned 19, Kendall is now working full time at her life’s aspiration, to be on camera as a hot walking mannequin, which for the record, I’d trade my job in to take in a second. I do like having my evenings free and the thought of free sample haute couture would be too much for me to resist.

There’s no doubt Kendall has the basic modeling chops. She’s young, she’s slender, she’s tall, she’s pretty, and she has yet to artificially enhance her curves like her sisters. She’s also famous and has eight billion followers on social media, one billion of which are real and not bots hosted in Guyana. She may be a bit inexperienced at this yet, but she seems like a natural. Lady in red, you’re only beginning to strut your stuff.

Kendall Jenner Legs and Bare Midriff Model Walking In Manhattan

Kendall Jenner, err, just Kendall, is now officially a professional fashion model living the life in New York. This means you can’t just walk in ratty shorts down the streets of Manhattan even if that would be world’s easier. Nope. You’re going to be photographed from every angle. You need a nice leg baring slit skirt and tummy showing top just to grab a slice down the end of the block. And, no, you’re not eating slices, though that is my dream someday to do with my supermodel girlfriend.

It seems like just yesterday Kendall Jenner was a young teen waiting to drop out of high school and begin her journey to hot catwalking clothing mannequin. Now that she’s finally here, it’s almost hard to believe. But the more I stare at her nubile now perfectly legal body, the more I realize it’s all real and even better than could have been imagined. And this is just the start. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Underboob Takes Paris By Storm

Kendall Jenner is now model mode full time. Whatever it is she was before, she’s now 100% fashion model completely with showy catwalks and revealing outfits and that distant model gaze. She’s kind of perfect for this job. You might say she was born for it, if not bred and reared. And, quite frankly, she looks pretty damn hot (not to mention tall and lean) showing off some funbag flesh in Paris. I don’t see why she can’t legitimately make it as a fashion model, and all the skills that that entails. She was certainly launched by her famous family name, but she seems to have the real chops for this kind of posing and strutting.

Kendall, I remember when you were just an innocent young Kardashian. Actually, I don’t remember that. But I do remember when you said you wanted to do something on your own, completely different from the rest of your family. Nothing could be more distant from big-boob show modeling and reality show stardom than being a celebrity fashion model. I applaud you and your underboobs. Well done. Enjoy.