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Ariana Grande Hot Baby Dolling on A Stool: A Wonderful Omen for the Week Ahead

You know I’m not a superstitious man. Uniquely so for me my middle level of education and intelligence. But I know a sextastic omen when I see one. For instance, this particularly outrageously alluring photo of now 21-year old Ariana Grande pimping her latest single. Oh, I can’t remember the name of her music. Not that I don’t care, it’s just that, okay, well, I don’t care. But I do know infatuation and I’ve got that in plenty for sweet passion inducing Ariana making her way from Nickelodeon girl into hot womanhood. If that stool could talk, I believe it’d tell you she’s completed that transformation. This is a wonderful sign for some epic photos this coming week. Mark my pagan words.

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Ariana Grande in a Pink Body Suit for Blue Christmas Balls (Help, I’ve Run Out of Color Puns!)

Well, the strong Ariana Grande contingent among us, and you are a growing and ever-vocal fan base, will probably call this some kind of Christmas miracle, for your belusted Ariana rarely shows much of any skin, and while she is covered in this Jones Crow photoshoot, a pink body suit is nothing to sneeze at (though you may experience other types of bodily convulsions whilst viewing).

All good things come to those who ogle and wait. And a chipper looking Ariana Grande rolling around a bit on the floor, well, that is a good thing indeed. Enjoy.