Harper's Bazaar Posts:

Uma Thurman Comes Up Big in the Drop Dead Sexy Department for Harper’s Bazaar

As you know, one of the hurdles of martyrdom I suffer for thee is the collecting of the women's magazines at the doorsteps to my pied-à-terre each month as the neighborhood school children taunt me with all types of hurtful remarks. But once inside the safety of my Ikea furnished domicile, the virtually bloodying at the hands of those pre-pubescent rogues all becomes quite worthwhile as I rediscover the classy looks of oh so many world-class hotties.

Uma Thurman is one of those rough and tumble, unique looking celebrities not afraid to look brutally bleak on camera, and therefore might get herself a less than glamorous reputation at times in the Hottieville press. But when the lean, lanky, Boston native turns up the classic hotness dial to sexy 10, she definitely brings out the super modeling chops that got her first noticed as a teen. In her latest pictorial for Harper's Bazaar, Uma doth turn that dial.

There are so many sexy celebrities out there, we often lose track of some of our unique looking favorites, including Uma Thurman. Glad to see her once more. Enjoy.

Our Lady of Swanepoel: Candice Artsy Shot With a Bat for Harper’s Bazaar

You know I understand as much about art as a monkey understands solid buttockal region hygiene. So when themes get involved in magazine pictorials, there are basically only two that I fully grasp: nekkid and sports (or, the heaven sent combination of both).  

Enter a scantily clad super hottie in the form of Candice Swanepoel hoisting various sporting equipment, and color me somewhere a half mile past intrigued and well on my way to private time fantasy land. Harper's Bazaar, we of the unwashed masses do mightily approve. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Goes Bare Wicked Hot Bum for Harper’s Bazaar

I think you can tell by today's content that somebody got a whole lot of November edition ladies magazines in the mail recently. Yes, it's my time of the month, as it were, when I step outside my pied-à-terre, suffer the slings and arrows (literally) of the neighborhood boys who mock me, and snatch my monthly fairer sex fashion magazines from atop my 'I'm Lonely, Come Inside' doormat, and scour through the pages of enticing ladies for ladies action, not to mention smelling the perfume samples and learning less painful ways to bikini wax my taint. It's all good.

But never so good as when Miranda Kerr appears, covered nekkid and flashing her bum on the pages of Harper's Bazaar. So hot, Miranda puts the big 'F' in MILFtastic, turning even a fashion spread designed to put women further into credit card debt into a wonderful afternoon ogle for any man with even the hint of sight. Miranda stuns at every turn. At least, something is making me tingle. Enjoy.

Beyonce Decked Out and All Kinds of Curvy Sexy in Harper’s Bazaar

If you look for just a moment at these super sextastic dolled-up photos of Beyonce in Harper's Bazaar UK, you too would likely feel the urge to make her 'with child' in as delightful a boot-knocking manner as possible. Beyonce is for all the guys out there who appreciate a woman with curves and a body that requires arms and hands and legs to cover all bases, not a woman you can wrap your single mitt around like a mop pole.

Here's to curvy, sexy, now preggo women like Beyonce, who represent for hourglass bodies, plump booties, strong legs, and something fierce and mysterious beneath their fashions. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Goes Classical Hottie for Harper’s Bazaar

Anne Hathaway is another one of our more popular '50-50' girls. Half of you want to make many babies with her, half of you don't get her at all. I'm kind of in the middle of the middle in that group; I find her pretty hot, though something about her tells me she might not make the best girlfriend (though, granted, my sensibilities in relationship and romantic matters are borderline retarded). Nevertheless, the girl looks pretty damn good in the July edition of Harper's Bazaar, where the serious thespian, with mega bonus points for going full topless in her last film, looks to be channeling some classic movie stars of the bygone era. Yep, high maintenance. Enjoy.

Claudia Schiffer Deserves Plenty More Bazaar Lust

Well, Hollywood rumor has it that Claudia Schiffer dear old husband, Matthew Vaughn, might be the bio-donor to the January Jones baby currently in progress, and we can hardly blame anybody for at least imagining being on the giving end of that creative process, still, I'd be hard pressed to ever have the wandering eye when Claudia Schiffer was around the humble abode changing in and out of her skivvies daily. Oh, I'm sure there's more to the story here than just a primeval attraction of the sextastic kind, still, I give less leeway to dudes who stray far from their ridiculously hot supermodel ladies. They're sort of into the grass is greener business while most of us would just kill for a chance to mow the lawn.

Claudia Schiffer may no longer be the tutto di tutti hottie supermodel as in her prime, but as seen in these pictures from the current edition of Harper's Bazaar, the sexy model still has plenty of lust-inducing fuel left in the tank. Enjoy.

Helena Christensen Bazaarly Hot in Russia

I hold a place in my heart filled with lust even for former Victoria's Secret Angels, veteran sextastic now in their 40's who continue to be leer-worthy. These Helena Christensen pictures from Harper's Bazaar Russia are odd, but oddly hot. I don't usually get Euro-artsy-stylings, oh, how I eschew them (I think that's the right word), but when they come on the foundation of a former Miss Denmark, well, I at least must open my mind to the ogle worthy possibilities. Yes, yes, there's some kind of cougar-fetish-connection here, are you feeling it too? Enjoy.

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