My friend Calvin Dictamotta summed it up for all of us early in 7th grade when he declared that you knew a girl was attractive if you wanted to see her nekkid. While that seemed to be enough for most of the pack, that left me with a definition of ‘attractive’ that encompassed nearly the entire female world. Not that I didn’t have some preferences, but nary a woman walks by and I don’t think, I’d really like to see her nekkid. Calvin’s pronouncement proved useless. Though it is certainly on my mind today seeing Jessica Alba and Katherine Webb at the Spike Guy’s Choice Awards over the weekend.
While there are a decent bunch of celebrity hotties at the event, the uber-sextastic Jessica Alba and the fresh-body on the scene Katherine Webb, both looked ridiculously hot, flashing cleavage, and capturing the attention of every living human being with functioning gonads at the event. Did I want to see them nekkid? Oh, yes, believe I did. Ergo, these are two attractive ladies. Enjoy.
Spike TV ‘Guys Choice Awards’ takes it about half-way. That is, we get to see a whole bunch of celebrity hotties every join lined up on the red carpet and attending the award show for looking babe-a-licious, but, of course, if guys really had their choice, these sextastic celebrities would be nekkid and laying across a possum skinned rug (sorry, but I happen to love bears, while possums, yeah, I could skin a few of those and sleep at night, nasty varmints).
This year’s list of Guy’s Choice Awards sweet and delicious included underrated comedic actress Malin Akerman who posed sexy with the innocently alluring Julianne Hough, the ever desirable MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale, minxy Kristen Bell, cleavy Brooke Hogan, and Kendra Wilkinson, who I think people invite to these events now just to watch her husband hold her purse awkwardly in the background. Still, all in all, quite a collection of female locker room fantasy goodness. Now, about all those clothes… enjoy.
Some of the bigger names in Hottieville made it out last night to the Guys Choice Awards hosted by Spike, sort of a warmup the night before the MTV Movie Awards. The highlight, for me, was veteran sexy bomb Jennifer Aniston taking home the Decade of Hotness award (you know I hate these superlatives, but, she’s definitely a worthy consideration). Jennifer blessed her yoga instructor for helping keep her hot body so, well, hot. Could’ve probably thanked Angelina Jolie for stealing her man ten years ago too and driving Jen to commit to uber-fitness as part of her long term revenge.
Check out the other sexy celebrities of Hottieville who made it out to the Guys Choice Awards last night, like sexy Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, and Eva Mendes.. Enjoy.