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This Ain’t ‘Girls’ Porn Parody Says What We’re All Thinking (VIDEO)

Porn Never Lies.

Porn parodies are already pretty much an artform. The titles alone have entered our cultural consciousness. I mean, look at Forrest Hump and Shaving Ryan's Privates, they're classics of a sort. Some of us have been waiting two years to see something like Girls get the porn treatment. And now, we wait no longer.

Check it. Now, I've never seen Girls the TV show (because I would rather punch myself in the balls repeatedly) but I know people who have. From other references in the popular culture that I consume, I get the sense that the one main girl in the actual show (the one played by Lena Dunham) might think she's a lesbian. I also get the sense that she's insufferable, mainly because Lena Dunham is insufferable. According to this trailer, in the parody...she gets ball-gagged! Which is what we're all thinking, right? Guys?

For the billionth time: Thank You, American Porn Industry.

Boob Tube Roundup Includes Jennifer Love Hewitt Quite Bra and Panties Hot and Jessica Marias Quite Topless Hot (VIDEO)

 

Twas a fine weekend and week on the smaller screen that shows us larger boobtastic than the large screen these days, where you'd need a telescope and a time machine often to find a bare fun bag, but that's a rant for another day. When I think about the female fineries on cable television this past several days, I'm extremely heartened by the fact that not a single one of these shows was even on the air just a year or so ago. A brand new fresh flesh-puppy pipeline of media goodness makes me smile.

This week's Boob Tube Roundup includes Jennifer Love Hewitt working what she's got all over in The Client List, Jessica Marais flashing some utterly outstanding udders in Magic City, Oona Chaplin, granddaughter of Charlie making the sexy in Game of Thrones, and a shoutout to Lena Dunham, who may not be in your top 10 lists, but she get raw and nekkid and funny to support her own show, Girls, and we must applaud her cajones, err, milkers. Enjoy.

Weekly Boob Tube Roundup Features Willa Ford Topless and Alexis Bledel Somehow Not Quite Topless (VIDEO)

 

Some new shows, and looking forward to some old shows coming back, and then just still admiring the shizz out of Game of Thrones, even though they've decided to put a blanket on most all of the female skin in the show. That's the short summation of this week's Boob Tube Roundup, a skintastic highlight of the headlights featured on the small screen this past week.

This week's Roundup includes Alexis Bledel somehow not showing her nips in a truly boobtastic revealing fur coat in Mad Men, Jessica Pare bra flash in the same, newcomer Jemima Kirke getting the boy bone in Girls, and hotties Willa Ford and Olga Kurylenko flashing bare shower bodies in the Florida 50's mob show, Magic City. It's throwbacks to udder goodness. Enjoy.