Natasha Barnard makes bikini modelling look so easy…and sexy. (Popoholic)
OK, so Mariah Carey had some trouble singing, but her boobs worked just fine. (TMZ)
The Kardashian girls welcome the holidays by giving me a yule log in my pants. (Huffington Post)
Chrissy Teigen flashes her panties and it is wonderful. (Drunken Stepfather)
I’ve missed seeing Whitney Port in a bikini. (Hollywood Tuna)
Lindsay Lohan uses her crotch to sell clothes. (The Superficial)
Sexy Monica Bellucci is the new Bond girl. (COED)
The lovely Daniela Lopez Osorio once again showed why she is one of the hottest up and coming models in the world with her, well, hotness. She did a photo spread for Beach Bunny Swimwear and lord almighty is it ever sexy. She’s got a pair of funbags on her the likes of which one rarely sees in the wild. Being a professional boob ogler is a tough job. It’s difficult in the sense that it desensitizes you to the wonders of boobdom. That’s why I enjoy it whenever Daniela comes across my desk. She reminds me why I got into the boob ogling business in the first place. She’s also got a wickedly toned abdomen. Seriously, she could crush walnuts with those abs…or…my heart.
It makes me very sad that scantily clad season is over where I live in New York. I really have to move to a place where it is warm enough for ladies to go out in bikinis and short shorts year round.
Photo Credit: GSI / Beach Bunny
Italian model and international diplomat of hotness Laura Cremaschi sported a blue bikini in Miami Beach. The bikini barely covered her nips and showed off tons of cleavage and plenty of lovely sideboob. I don’t know if it’s the pasta or what but the Italians sure know how to make a hot body. Laura’s funbags are like two lovely balls of fun that I would like to see more of them. In addition to the top being so revealing, the bottom shows off her…well…bottom. Laura’s booty is nothing short of spectacular. She must do a lot of pilates or whatever to keep those trouser puppies looking so amazing. It also looks like Laura caught the photographer taking pictures of her and started modeling for the camera. She did a series of sexy poses that people just don’t do if they aren’t on a photo shoot.
It’s a testament to her professionalism as a model that she is willing to pose for pictures even when she’s on vacation.
Italian hottie Laura Cremaschi is cute and sexy in a pink and blue ruffled bikini in Miami. The showgirl’s bikini accentuates her cannolis under waves of tiny fabric. Laura’s lovely breasticles are the right amount of perky and firm. Italy is seriously considering registering them as national treasures along with the Colosseum and Michelangelo’s statues of naked dudes. But the real news is how her booty looks in these pics. I appreciate a girl who isn’t afraid to show off her assets. Her spicy meatballs are almost completely visible and covered with wet sand. There is something so friggin’ hot about a sandy butt. It makes me think of summer fun and sun and not having to go to school.
Oh, to be that pool noodle. I’d like to get wrapped around those perfect abs and boobi balls. Styrofoam has all the fun.
Brazilian model and nudity enthusiast Ana Braga showed off her funbags in Miami. Ana was sunbathing in a skimpy purple bikini when she decided to take her top off. One does not want tan lines, does one? That would ruin the lovely symmetry of her skin or whatever. She then treated everyone in Miami Beach to an eyeful of her sideboob. Normally, that would be enough but Ana’s ladies had more in store. When she pulled herself up on her towel her nips shone through brighter than the Florida sunshine. This shows that she is not only a hot model but also a humanitarian. It’s all about what you give back to those less fortunate than you. People like us that just want a little nip slip action before lunch. It aids in the digestion.
Ana has appeared in several of the South American Playboys and other gentleman’s magazines. She is in Miami a lot and apparently likes to sunbathe like this quite often. How come when I go to Miami Beach all I ever see on the beach is old wrinkled Cuban ladies that look like my aunts and muscular shirtless dudes on rollerblades? Am I going to the wrong part of the island?
Paige Butcher has quite the mighty nice bikini body. Not on show this week in Miami like the rest of the world, but in Maui with boyfriend Eddie Murphy and his daughters in another bikini filled new blended family adventure. I must imagine as future stepmom, Paige sets quite the high bar for her now much younger future stepdaughters, flaunting her finely toned bikini body in tiny little low strung two pieces that show off her workouts, naturally superior genetics, and a neat waxing job for Eddie. Paige butcher is the stepmom I always wanted. I’m not so sure if Eddie’s daughters feel the same.
Paige, call me, we can role play. I’ve been very bad. Enjoy.
Even hot girls need bikini buddies. Those daring female friends willing to hang out with their international hot model pals even knowing the competition in the immediate vicinity just became intense.
Lithuanian hottie Deimante Guobyte, she of the funny name but the not so funny ridiculously hot body, made her way back onto Miami Beach to strut and preen and show off her tremendous all over sides. And she brought along a friend, just to make things a little spicier in our imaginations in the least. She’s quite a giver. That booty of hers along is giving me the warmest of chills. Damn, how she does move me. Guobyte! Enjoy.