I've been accused by many of you for being obsessed with the large-breasted women on Big Brother Germany soaping and showering themselves on TV. And, I must say, those accusations hurt. It hurts just how well you know me!
I've grown somewhat tired of the diatribe about how reality shows are so much better overseas than in the U.S. where the only worthwhile segments are censored out so as not to offend people from 1635. I'll never give up the fight, but I think I've now moved into mostly pure straight appreciation mode.
Appreciating Big Brother contestants like Bettie Ballhaus who loves herself a good shower. While I consider myself something of an environmentalist, I mean, I do throw my plastic bottles in the blue bin, I believe that there should be no limit to the amount of water girls like Bettie should be allowed to use in the shower. If she wanted to soap and rinse her funbags for 40 hours straight, fine. People on less fortunate continents can go without H20 for a while. Bettie's boobtastic must be served. Enjoy.
Thank God It’s Funbags! Hot Lilly Gets Nekkid in the Big Brother Shower for Voyeuristic Soapy Goodness (VIDEO)
Oh, heavenly Friday, only by a mile perhaps the best day of the week, what with the anticipation and release factors involve. Though, I caution you, please do not do the release part until you've cleared the building, you don't want that kind of rep around your place of work or study.
In the meanwhile, to help you feel clean again, how about Lilly from Big Brother Germany, a land where Big Brother voyeurism actually means something voyeruring, taking a shower and soaping up her hot nekkid form for the benefit of spying eyes everywhere. I'm not saying it's a polite or gentlemanly thing to peep on a girl taking a shower, but if the cameras are rolling, what's a man to do? Look away? Nay, sir, that'd be an insult to this fair haired Germanic beauty. Show your manners! Thank God It's Funbags!