Anne Hathaway is not much for showing off the skin. The modest to Bohemian drab real life young lady is more often draped in flowing garments than exhibiting any fleshy goodness in public, contrary to many of her more revealing film roles. Such it was a pleasant surprise to open up my women’s magazines from the U.S. and abroad to discover Anne on the pages of the new Elle U.K., showing off a little something something, even if it must inevitably conform to her lightly goofy and artistic photo sensibilities.
Anne Hathaway gets a bad rap among the public at large on the personality quotient. I say bad rap because she’s really not out there enough for anyone to get a decent picture of anything close to the real Anne Hathaway. While I’m the kind of guy who is first onto the diving board in his Speedo and bullhorn looking for attention, I understand that more reclusive people tend to be unfairly labeled as arrogant or smarmy or standoffish. Though some of them clearly are. I probably need to see Anne nekkid a few more times before fully forming an opinion. Enjoy.
Anne Hathaway is one of our more conservative dressers you might say. Outside of the occasional commando upskirts at fancy events, Anne essentially gives us little to work with most of the time. Not for lack of body confidence I suppose, given her rigorous workouts and her youthful appearance, but she’s somewhat reticent to show skin in public. Fair enough. But the ocean saw it differently this weekend in Miami, wetting Anne’s one piece swimsuit which when combined with some stretching and preening, led to some pre-moistened views of Anne’s previously seen on screen boobtastic.
I can’t say it was the most exhibitionist venture I’ve seen along those sandy shores, but I also can’t say I wouldn’t be ogling her seriously whilst pretending to read some book that is way to smart for me on my beach towel to try and impress the ladies. Anne, just let them loose. They look like they really need some sun. I promise not to peek, at least not in any obvious manner. Enjoy.
Wow, even the girls who don’t like showing off are now officially hanging out at Miami Beach. That doesn’t even make any sense, and, yet, it’s happening, as Anne Hathaway, who has been exercising herself into top notch shape these past many months, opted for sun protective wear over exhibition at the beach over the weekend.
Nonetheless, the water did its job and allowed us to see a decent amount of her female form, and enough skin to let us know the girl could use some more time in the sun, or at least the fake tanning room. Anne definitely falls into that category of modern thespianic deathly afraid of Mother Sol, keeping the skin perfectly smooth by keeping it pale and protected. I suppose that makes sense. Though I also suppose five minutes running completely nekkid along the beach will do little harm. Let’s have it Anne, a sweet five minutes for the memory banks, then back int your protective layers. Enjoy.
Anne Hathaway must be feeling good about her workout routines of late. She’s just everywhere around town sweating up a storm, showing off her friendly camel toe in stretch pants and sweaty tight tops. I’m glad she’s feeling good about her body, it’s working out well for the both of us.
While outside of the occasional intentional commando slip, Anne tends to the very conservative hippy side of public wardrobe, this recent Renaissance of her revealing her female form all moist in public certainly is a delightful turn. It started on her Hawaiian vacation last month and just keeps right on rolling. Obviously, we could use a little more something something, but you have to be excited about the direction the arrow is moving. Enjoy.
Just when you thought blessed stretch pants couldn’t get any better, Anne Hathaway goes and takes them into the ocean for a nice soaking and wet shrinking as she jobs in her bikini top along the beach in Hawaii. I’m not sure if it was her general excitement or the slight chill of even the tropical ocean waters, but Anne’s nips seemed hell bent on busting out of their bra top and being seen directly by the 50th state sunshine. Can’t say as I blame them. Or that I wasn’t rooting for them.
Anne Hathaway is one of those rather difficult ogling subjects who rarely isn’t wrapped in five layers of kitschy clothing when just out and about so her Hawaiian vacation has been a nice treat for those of us still infatuated with the thespianic even after she cut her hair and started saying important things about her ‘craft’. I’m still digging. And trying not to get an eye poked. Enjoy.
Of course, Anne Hathaway is intent on never been seen as a sex object if at all possible. She’s a serious thespian and singer and married person, so she does try to cover up her skin as much as humanly possible, save for that once a year wardrobe malfunction when she shows off everything to the world. She really is hard to capture without a minimum of two to three layers of clothing on. Let’s be polite and call her modest.
So, happy were we to spy Anne in a bikini, albeit covered up quite a bit, hiking fervently through the paths around the beach in Hawaii. It’s not much, but we do so crush on Anne Hathaway that it seems like a lot. Or maybe just enough for some private time sweet dreams. We’re hoping Anne perhaps changes her Eskimo dressing ways at some point and shows more of her glorious gifts to the world. Where there is hope, there is promise. Enjoy.
I’m not exactly clear why Anne Hathaway decided to crop off her hair and get married and never show skin in public and all sorts of other things that seem counter-intuitive to being popular and beloved by the males of the species. But, live and let live we always say here on Egotastic! Well, at least, we’re saying it now.
Plus, with some of our sextastic favorites, this does allow us the special surprise when we do get the occasional sweet exhibition. Like when Anne hit the hiking trail here in the summer heat in a pair of stretch pants that revealed both her impressionable camel toe on the frontside and an impressively toned booty on the back. Kind of like the delight you feel when you truly understand the versatility of a reversible belt (it’s one belt, but it goes with two different color suits, genius!).
Anne Hathaway is not particularly shy when it comes to baring all for her beloved thespianic craft, but she does tend to keep an extremely modest profile in public. So, today, let us give another round of thanks to both blessed sweatpants and the human body’s innate sense to force blood into the extremities during strenuous exercise. Enjoy.