Sydney Leathers Is Auctioning Pieces Of Her Lady Bits

Sydney Leathers is the improbably named slutmonkey that made headlines as Anthony Weiner's sexting partner. She's milking the last desperate bits of her fame by doing things like starring in her own unsexy porno. Now she's sinking to all new lows of gross by auctioning off a piece of her lady lips. Sydney is apparently going in for a labiaplasty to trim up her pink batwings. I guess she has to roll that $hit out like a fruit roll-up. She plans to encase the labia fragments in Lucite, like a vaginal Han Solo locked in cheap plastic carbonite. The worst part is that someone is going to buy this.

Probably Anthony Weiner.